The Internet Is For Porn

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In no way does it take me longer than a moment to imagine that something as seemingly benign as Chat Roulette could have a darker side. Growing up on the internet exposed me to irritation, racism, ugliness, gruesomeness, sexuality, fetish, taboo, disgust and even in some instances cocks. Yes folks, penises are everywhere on the internet. Penises run rampant, kind of like water buffalo and wild horses… only on the internet.

What surprises me is the coverage. The fact that the news is suggesting that people go there to experience their own randomized chances to see the penises of internetophiles. What the hell else is there to anticipate in the course of one’s life. I, for one, have been around during the growth of the internets and its hate machine. How hilarious it was to see the news ladies fanning their faces as a penises land on their faces.

It’s hilarious, really.

The truth is, we are over it. Except for the ladies.