Haikus For You

Pimpin

I once was a pimp
but i couldn’t slap my ho
i used’a phone book

Homeless Dating

I date homeless chicks
when i’m done i drop them off
here, there, — anywhere

MILF

There’s one thing i love
a lady with a baby
wouldnt it be swell

Monogamy

Two People boning
no body else included
i share with no one